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UGLYADS.AGENCY

🔥 THE CURE FOR AD FATIGUE 🔥 MAKE 'EM STOP SCROLLING 🔥 NO REFUNDS 🔥 NO BRAND GUIDELINES 🔥 JUST PURE CHAOS 🔥

🔥UGLY ADS SELL.
PRETTY ADS DIE.🔥

We make repulsive, cursed, meme-powered ads that somehow convert like hell.
Delivered monthly in Dropbox. No edits. No feelings.

🔥 WTF IS THIS? 🔥

Tired of overpriced videos that look like Apple ads… and perform like RadioShack?

We make ads so janky, your brand manager will call HR. But they work. They work so hard.

Stuff We Make:

☠️ Meme dumps
☠️ Venn diagram chaos
☠️ Pixelated retro nightmares
☠️ Post-it note philosophies
☠️ Fake Times Square screenshots
☠️ 1-star reviews from your imaginary enemies
Distracted boyfriend meme showing brands looking at Ugly Ads while their creative agencies look on disapprovingly

🧪 "Too Ugly to Approve" Testimonials

🧍‍♂️"These ads look like Craigslist. But my ROAS said thank you."
👩‍💼"They launched them when I was on vacation. They're still live."
🧑‍🎨"The intern made it and it outperformed our $30k campaign."
👽"I don't even know what's happening in the ad. But it works."
🧠"Feels like it was made in Paint. Sold $27k worth of product."
🐸"It's not good. It's not bad. It's profitable."

💰 PRICING

Growth Plan

$1,499/month
  • ✅ 15 ugly ads / month
  • ✅ Cancel anytime
  • ✅ Dedicated Art Director

Enterprise Plan

Starting at$7,000/month
  • ✅ Custom plan
  • ✅ Editable source files
  • ✅ Dedicated Art Director

💀 Rules of the Game

❌ No revisions
❌ No refunds
❌ No brand guidelines
❌ No decks
❌ No Zooms
✅ Just pure pre-tested ad madness

🎯 WHY IT WORKS

Engagement Data > Your Brand Guidelines

Our uglies are picked from ads that tested best for:

↓ CPM
↓ CAC
↓ CPC
↑ Chaos
It's ugly. But it scales.
Emergency box labeled 'In Case of ROAS Emergency Break Glass' with Ugly Ads inside

Still here? You might be crazy enough to run these.

(I'm too scared. Show me an example.)
LAST CHANCE!